Romantic Relationships

 Recovery time from a romantic relationship is equal to the life span of the relationship itself. But this can be drastically reduced if you know the ex has already hooked up and fallen pregnant or moved the new boyfriend in. Which always makes me wonder whether I’ve been suckered twice?

It didn’t take long for my ex-wife to move someone else in (Jason) and then to dump him to move on to an old school chum (Simon).

Meanwhile the ex-girlfriend (Gillian) took less than a month to find someone, although claimed it wasn’t serious yet but a seriously high sex drive will make you do anything. I would guess it’s even higher now.

Damaged twice now, personal recovery time more 2 years. I was little rough with the hearts of my casual encounters. I broke one girls’ heart, a drunken Christmas party and we ended up back at her place (ed: btw I was the only one drunk that means I was taken advantage of). This ‘booty call’ didn’t stop for weeks; one day in work I was asked where this was all going; I said didn’t want anything serious; had to deal with tears soaking into my shirt for a good half hour.

Had a blast with another girl; drunken hot tub (ed: drawback had to clean up the vomit later, but I was rewarded later that week); also had a threesome as a birthday present. No broken hearts here truly was a bit of fun for both of us.

 

Tweet @Gillyfromdabeen

 

Gillian Mckelvey

Birthday soon

I've done it again, succumb to the stupid emotional side (ed: damn you). A certain birthday coming up and I have got a birtyday present for someone.. Will it arrive in time?? Love Grumpy Cat... I hate you in all my 9 lives... Deal with it, lol

 

Tweet @Gillyfromdabeen

 

Gillian Mckelvey

Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day Gillian
 

 

 

Tweet @Gillyfromdabeen

 

Gillian Mckelvey

What's next?

Two thoughts run inside my head; start with the negative one:
My ex-girlfriend is colder than my ex-wife

Positive note:
I would take my ex-girlfriend back in a heartbeat than my ex-wife!

So what’s next? I haven’t clue, enjoy freedom??

Time it took us
To where the water was
That’s what the water gave me
And time goes quicker
Between the two of us
Oh, my love, don’t forsake me
Take what the water gave me

Lay me down
Let the only sound
Be the overflow
Pockets full of stones  

 

Gillian Mckelvey

So sorry

18/01/2013
From Gillian:
“Mark, I know I’ve done wrong. I two timed you and now I’m pregnant. I’m so sorry, please forgive me”


Sorry found this link... Semen is good for women's health, helps fight depression

You want a revelation,
You wanna get it right
But, it's a conversation,
I just can't have tonight
You want a revelation
Some kind of resolution
You want a revelation

You want a revelation,
You wanna get it right
But, it's a conversation,
I just can't have tonight
You want a revelation, some kind of resolution
Tell me what you want me to say

Gillian Mckelvey

Otherwise I'm free, don't think so

06/12/2012
From Mark:
“Hey, is there a possibility that we could talk face to face?”

From Gillian:

“Hi mark. I’m happy to talk to you in person, for whatever the reason is. I’m always happy to see you. But I feel I should be honest before we would meet. I have started seeing someone recently. It’s very early days and not serious but I thought I should at least mention it. If you still want to talk let me know. I am at work do tomorrow night but otherwise I am free. G”

From Mark:

“nevermind. I will not bother you again. Just know that you broken me in ways that can never be fix."

Gillian Mckelvey

What was the point?

To add little to this text message story, Mark delivered a Christmas present all in good faith I believe it was Lady One Million gift set but he couldn’t stay long as emotions were getting the better of him; a sort of drop and run. The card had some text written:

"You are the hole in my head
You are the space in my bed
You are the silence in between
What I thought and what I said
You are the night time fear
You are the morning when it's clear
When it's over, you will start
You're my head, you're my heart"

Anyways let continue the text message story.

02/12/2012

From Mark:

“hey, sorry for running out earlier.”

From Gillian:
"It’s ok mark. I get it, it was really difficult for you to come round. You mean a lot to me and I want to be happy. And the pressie was lovely, thank you so much. I read the card and its so difficult for me to think about where we could have been. It was beautifully written. Are you doing ok?”

From Mark:

“That’s ok, hope u like. I haven’t been good the last few weeks. It’s strange to have people around you but still feel so lonely.”

From Gillian:

“I understand I know that feeling. And I would never want you to feel that way ever. Is there anything I can do to help?”

From Mark:

“I’m sorry for making you feel this way. There’s nothing anyone can do. Life just sucks”

03/12/2012

From Mark:
“Hi, hopefully I didn’t upset you yesterday. If so sorry.”

Gillian Mckelvey

Closure

Hand written letter sent on 1/11/2012

"Dear Gillian,

You have probably never seen my handwriting please excuse the mess of it but I wanted to make this personal. You have no reason to continue reading this letter and can simply throw it away.

Please forgive me I'm pretty useless at this but I believe I've left things open and would like to express the loss and regret that has built up inside me. First of all I have no hate or anger towards you in any way you did what you felt was right. My regret loving and losing you, so in words of one of my favourite TV characters ‘Music changes your perception’ I have found 3 songs that attempt to convey my feelings and hopefully offer whatever is needed…

http://youtu.be/iH39jzu9uaA

http://youtu.be/szqKvUcjrMw

http://youtu.be/4YO6Ihhj1qo

No bad feelings on my part have pride and self-confidence in you. And from the words of Robert Herrick and Aaron Sorkin not once but twice; “Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May”

All my love Mark, you will always be special to me"

Gillian Mckelvey

Sub Zero

11/09/2012
From Gillian:
“Hi mark, I’m sure you have probably realised that I have been doing some soul searching this weekend. You know I have changed a lot this year and I think that maybe we are never going to be on the same page and we just need to let each other go. This has probably been sparked by your brothers wedding and it doesn’t feel right that I don’t even want to go to it with you. That’s not really the way things should be if we are honest. It’s unfair to carry on. You can come round to get your stuff and leave the key if u want. I am going to zoes tonight but u can still get your stuff if you want. G”

12/09/2012

From Mark:
“Good luck and all the best, Mark”


Gillian Mckelvey

Let's buy a TV

31/08/2012
From Mark:
“Clint speech bemuses fellow stars http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19434705 Morning babe, cause I know you’re only up ;-)”

From Gillian:

“Yeah I think has gone nuts!!! Got up about 10 today!! Want and bought some crap in wyse byse!!!!”

From Mark:

“Yo! What ya doing? ;-)”

From Gillian:

“Nothing!!! Just chilling. You??”

From Mark:

“Finished dinner just about to go and change, want a visitor?”

From Gillian:

“Yeah course, come on down. There is a tv in asda I am thinking of buying. Any chance of u borrowing the white car tonight? Mine still sick. We can go on tv buying adventure lol.

02/09/2012

From Gillian:
“Yo mofo get any sleep last night U gaming again??? Did all my ironing, what a good girl lol”

From Mark:

“Good girl!! ;-) aye wasn’t bad. Gaming again, you have with the 40”er?”

From Gillian:

“Yep I’m 40”ing again!! Yesterday I was wrecked. I cleaned mums whole house cause it was stinking, Claire and I half built bunk beds, moved furniture around then I came home and did stuff here.  Was asleep by 9 ffs!! But back to work tomorrow for sure. Got car back tonight and it broke down on carriageway so that was good. But then got it started again. Hoping it will be ok. U coming to hang out before Dublin, practise ur liver!!!”

From Mark:

“Awh poor you and car ;-) yes I’ll be calling up this week to hang out :-) and we can have wine or beer or hard stuff :-)”

04/09/2012

From Gillian:
“Rainbow mouth???”

From Mark:
“well at least it was radiated! X-rays!!”

 From Mark:

“What you up to?”

From Gillian:

“Usual school night routine!!! I’m actually doing and wearing exactly what I was last night lol. Your very welcome if u want to call??”

From Mark:

“yes, let me throw on my t-shit from last nite ;-)”

05/09/2012

From Mark:
“Are you alive?”

 From Gillian:

“Yeah alive and awake!!!”

 From Mark:

“sleeping beauty wasn’t in it this morning ;-)”

 From Mark:

“What’s the crack jack?”

 

From Gillian:

“Not much, in the pj’s, what u up to???”

 From Mark:

"Just had a shower want me to come over?”

From Gillian:

“Yeah come on over if u want to :-)”

Gillian Mckelvey

Yeow get er bucked

27/08/2012
From Gillian:
“Coming home tomorrow!!!”

From Mark:

“Morning babe, I take its still hell? Need me to get you anything like milk?”

From Gillian:
“Yeah we r all fed up so I sorted flight out. If u r down throw some milk in but don’t worry about going to any hassle. I can get it in morning if u don’t get chance”

From Mark:

“Can’t wait to have you back :-)”

From Gillian:

“Yeow!!!!!”

From Gillian:

“Yo mofo I can FaceTime, Answer ur iPad lol”

28/08/2012

From Gillian:

“Yeow waiting on the plane!!!! Home time whoop whoop”

From Mark:

“What time is the flight?”

From Gillian:

“In Dublin yeeha!!!”

From Mark:

“Yippee!! Nearly home!! Good flight?”

From Gillian:

“Yeah fine, it’s a short flight. Did I tell u we weren’t allowed to shower? I stink and seriously need to wash, it’s all I can think about right now lol.

From Mark:

“I called into asda for goats milk but they only had the full stuff. Want me to turn the heat on for ya?”

From Gillian:

“Awh thanks!! Um no I will just put heating on when I get in if need to. We have been standing waiting on bus for an hour and I’m not too bad with temperature. Should be here anytime soon and mum said they would make me diner after they get me.

From Mark:

“oops didn’t get milk cause didn’t think that was the right one, sorry. Sweet, when will you be home?”

From Gillian:

“Oh don’t worry. I’ll get some at the shop on way home. Dunno when be home but will let u know.

From Gillian:
“Yeow, get’er bucked. I’m home!!!”

From Mark:

“Yippie! Get’er bucked so true!! Tired?”

From Gillian:

“Ha ha that’s all me Kieran and jasmine said on hols. Get er bucked!!! Not tired just smelly!!!”

From Mark:

“Ha Ha that right no showers allowed ;-)”

From Mark:

“So want me to call up tomorrow nite? LOL ;-)”

From Gillian:

“oh my sweet cleaniness!!! Even put on perfume going to bed just cause I can!!! Yeah come down tomorrow. Of course!!!”

From Mark:

“Sweet!! Nite nite babe babe xo”

From Gillian:

“Night night. Whoop whoop!!!”

29/08/2012

From Mark:
“Good morning, sleep well back in your own bed?”

From Gillian:

“Hey, slept whole night through, feel great!!! So happy to be home :-)”

From Mark:

“Sweet! Only a few more hours and you see me”

From Gillian:

“Woohoo!!”

30/08/2012

From Mark:
“Whoohoo!! So what time did u get up? ;-)”

From Gillian:

“Yo!!! Mum called me and I was like your such a stalker why r u callin me so early and she said Gillian its 1 o’clock!! I was dead to the world!!! Prob my liver recovering ha ha. So have just chilled all day. Might take tomorrow off too and go back Monday. Enjoying my holidays in France right now lol. How’s work? Any 999 drama? That was so funny!!!”

From Mark:

“Nope, no 999 drama but thinking calling myself for sticking a paperclip in my ear! No I didn’t do that! LOL 1pm!! Body recovery. Yeah take another day!”

From Mark:

“Yo yo! What ya doing? Want me to come over and watch a wee program?”

From Gillian:

“Of course!!! At ma’s house now and gonna take car up to Claire’s soon for daddy to work on it. Should be home by 8, one of them will give me a lift home”

From Mark:

“Sweet! Cu after 8 ;-) and you check out my new smell”

Disorganised Nat & Juls Wedding

23/08/2012
From Mark:
“Yo yo! Still in charge? Send some sun this way! Mr Pattinson takes pitty on Kstew awh”

From Gillian:

“God this is the most disorganised thing I have ever seen. The commandant mother went mental today. At the pre wedding diner now trying to stay calm. I was so pished and stoned last night I couldn’t get up till 1. I was the animal of the party!!! All the Irish ones got together and went mental. I knew I was gonna go nuts last night after the stresses. So what’s the craic with rob and Kristen??”

From Mark:

“Thought there was a break from alcohol? On the Perez site, they are walking together on the red carpet for TBD pt2! LOL SS mother”

From Mark:

“Something about moral high ground!”

24/08/2012

From Gillian:
“Yeow wedding over!! Animal time!! Everyone at the reception and bridesmaids and best man still at the bar in the village lol”

From Mark:

“LOL! Does that include you? Any dama? Time to get blocked!!! :-)”

From Mark:

“Did you make it to the reception?”

 From Gillian:

“Yeah did. The other bridesmaid a lazy bitch. I got a squad together to serve food and she wouldn’t lift a finger. Therefore blocked cause haven’t  eaten. Thank god wedding over tonight!!!”

 From Mark:

“Slap her one from me! Make sure you get something to eat so you can go the distance ;-) tomorrow some more relaxing yippee!!!”

 From Gillian:

“Yeah wedding not relaxing at all. I will prob collapse soon, been up from 9 decorating the place and wedding now serving food. Not in party mood at all now!! Nite nite my love xo”

From Mark:

“If you’re still up.. Nite nite xo”

From Gillian:

“love you xo”

 26/08/2012

From Mark:
“Yo Yo! Recovered? I called past the Apartment all seems fine.”

 From Gillian:

“Thankyou so much for checking on things. Things have changed considerably here. Julian and Nat are acting really weird so I’m thinking of booking an earlier flight on tue or fri. They r shouting at Kieran for drinking and driving even though they r driving blocked. They r trying to avoid us but there are no shops open on sun or mon and we have no car and it’s sleepy French village so we literally have had nothing to do and nowhere to get food. Kierans car got stuck in a carpark that closes for days so we have no transport. So we r all now going stir crazy. It’s like we have helped with all the wedding shit and now they want us to fuck off but they are the ones that told us to stay this long. So I will think I will last here till next tue now.

 From Mark:

“No problem babe! Starting to turn nasty then, me thinks you come home one Tuesday if nothing improves. You think you could live in a sleepy French village?”

 From Gillian:

“Not a change!!! Fek this lol”

 From Mark:

“LOL, did hear about the shooting in NY?”

 From Gillian:

“No what happened???”

 From Mark:

"Steven Ercolino shot 5 times outside empire state. Cops shot and killed gunman but injured 9 other people!”

 From Mark:

“He was VP of Hazan, designer woman accessories”

gem240481

@FrankCraig81

I hate weddings

20/08/2012
From Mark:
“Tony Scott dies in bridge jump…maybe working with Bale caused him to jump!”

From Gillian:

“Oh yeah saw that. Dude the other bridesmaid is a pain in the hole. Me, juls, Kieran and jasmine keep trying to get away from her. She’s an English 47 year old that dresses 20 and acts 12!!!! Apart from that chilling and excessive drinking!!! There is literally nothing to buy so Olivia got some shite and that’s all!!! I wouldn’t insult any of u by buying stuff from here lol. How r the bulbs??? Xo”

From Mark:

“Hey babe? Awh a wannabe, Essex girl then? Drinking every nite well I had 1 whiskey on sat nite :-( no presents just think about Olivia ;-) new drops are working well, no contacts for next 5 days.”

From Gillian:

“Best man nuts. He fell in a ditch blocked one night and hasn’t been sober once whilst driving. He drives along with a beer in hand at all times!!! Good job it’s an old French town!! The English ones don’t seem to like his mentalness but me, juls and jasmine don’t stop laughing. I just do my best to stay get space from Lizze. Seriously melting out here no joke!!”

From Mark:

“LOL! 3 Peas in a pod ;-)”

21/08/2012

From Gillian:
“Bonjour. Seriously hungover today, no alcohol for me today!!! Things getting tense around here with pre wedding nerves! Having to counsel juls and nat before a fight breaks out. Can’t wait for wedding to be over now lol. So we are having a chill out day so that there are no more arguments!!! Lizzie  bridesmaid is so high maintenance! She says she is asthmatic but sometimes smokes and made nat drive around to get nicotine chewing gum because the boys were all smoking ffs. And never puts her hand in her purse. And she keeps shouting at us for cursing so when I was blocked last night I was fucking cunting all around me!!! Nats bro joined in and then Kieran and juls and she went nuts ha ha.

From Mark:

“Bonjour!! I’m in hysterics well at least there was no ‘suck my cock’ ;-) time to let the body recover from drinking ;-) Lizzie sounds like an attention seeking 12yr old! Keep on top she either blow up or join the darkside. Missing you xo”

From Gillian:

“Missing you too. Yeah haven’t whipped out the suck my circumcised dick yet, mind u still have 2 weeks to go!!”

22/08/2012

From Mark:
“Morning Mittens! Recovered any? Hopefully your all still pissing Lizzie off! :-) Yippee last day for eye drops!!”

From Gillian:

“Morning kittens, dreamt about you, the queen and Obama last night!!! Today all the fights are between nat,juls and nats mum. Thank god that’s it not me having family feuds for once!! Sweet your bulbs will be feeling better now.”

From Gillian:

“Oh yeah and nat was saying the Germans made her polish mum work during the war and she learnt German so she could understand them. Any wonder she is the way she is. Fucking Nazi Jew hater!!!! She is so cheeky and bossy and rude. Better not tell her about my heritage!!!”

From Mark:

“oh I must be important :-) ah I see now where the slave work stems from ;-) shalom mf! Who’s your money on for winning the fights?”

From Gillian:

“The fights are nightmare. I have had to take control of wedding and project manage it. The chaos was driving me crazy and I just said RIGHT. I’m in charge now. So everyone has a task and I just told Natalie to expect them to do it correctly and calm down lol. She just kept making lists of things needing done but not doing anything about it. It’s so disorganised. I HATE WEDDINGS!!!!!”

From Mark:

“So now wouldn’t be a good time to ask about Keith’s wedding ;-) Gillian Wedding Planner hmmm I think you have another career :-)”

From Mark:

“Exchange db recovery completed :-) items recovered. Woot Woot :-)”

From Gillian:

“What is the craic for Keith’s wedding?”

From Mark:

“Invite arrived ;-) choice of menu lol :-)”

Project France 2

18/08/2012
From Gillian:
“OMG. Sitting the side walk waiting on bus like a hooker. They don’t even open the bus station lol. France land here I come”

From Mark:

“LOL! Only 40mins :-)”

From Gillian:

“Morning sexy, night night to me. Landed and roasted. Definitely in the outback. Let’s see how Gillian copes with this!!! Xo”

From Mark:

“Morning babe! Have fun :-) xoxo”

From Gillian:

“Oh my god it’s 39 and we’re melting!! Even the locals say its too hot. Lots of us arrived today. Juls and boys away out for stag and we’re having girls night in with wine”

From Mark:

“Vino! Well its warm here today :-) but I’m suffering today :-( the eye I thought was ok is now even more nasty today so I’m on antibiotic drops now for 5 days…Boo! No need to keep warm then,LOL!”

From Mark:

“Are you blocked yet? :-)”

From Gillian:

“Ha ha. Was drunk earlier, had my night sleep and drinking again!! Boys all away out to get blocked so girls night in the garden with wine for us!!!”

From Mark:

“LOL, second wind! No 5 hour drinking window for you ;-)”

From Gillian:

“Miss you and thinking about you. Xo”

From Mark:
“Missing you too babe, Nite Xo”

19/08/2012

From Gillian:
“Yo what u up? I don’t think I will be able to buy any pressies. Went a brocante today which I think is French for load of shite!!! And airport in rodez is tiny with no shops. We’re definitely in old France!!! Very hot. –G”

From Mark:

“Old France lol! I think you mean merde! Just lying in bed watching a bit of tv. The new eye drops are working brilliantly."